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                         Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only
                         proved it correct, not tried it.
                             -- Donald Knuth

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John Pilger reports on Iraq http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=40&ItemID=3106 Professor Doug Rokke, the US Army physicist responsible for cleaning up Kuwait, told me: "I am like many people in southern Iraq. I have 5,000 times the recommended level of radiation in my body. Most of my team are now dead.
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The Mozilla group is starting a project to look at the use of machine-learning to enhance the performance of the auto-complete function. They need humans to help them gather data. http://www.mozilla.org/projects/ml/autocomplete/ Incidentally, Mozilla 1.3b has recently been released and is getting better all the time, anybody not using it yet might as well start now. Procrastination is the thief of time.
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A look at 65 CPU's, from 100MHz to 3066MHz: http://www17.tomshardware.com/cpu/20030217/index.html Benchmark comparisons and history are interesting, but there is no real analysis, unfortunately. Still, useful to see the state of the art and where we have been. Very interesting is to compare price-performance ratios. The fastest chips right now are 3GHz P4s, but if you look at a P4 giving similar performance to an Athlon, the price is about twice as high for the Intel product (depends on benchmarks, but the price differential is real). In other processor trivia... if you run an Athlon without an adequate heat-sink, it will fry and be damaged very very quickly. Do the same with a P4 and it will run slower and slower, but avoid damage.
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A particularly good Dilbert: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20030218.html
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Man charged (in the legal as opposed to electrostatic sense) after flight manual appears on eBay: http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/29369.html
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The elevation of USA terror alert to Orange status appears to have been based on fabricated information. All the same, there are no plans to lower the alert level. http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/wnt/US/terror030213_falsealarm.html Might be good to keep an eye on this page: http://www.ready.gov/index.html And if things get really bad, this one, laughter being the best medicine: http://www.idlewords.com/biological.html And with no humour, this particular page on the official site is worth looking at in the context of the recent night-club stampede: http://www.ready.gov/biological_visual2.html
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"The real reason for this upcoming war is this administration's goal of preventing further Organisation of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) momentum toward the euro as an oil transaction currency standard." http://www.ratical.org/ratville/CAH/RRiraqWar.html The article is interesting, but rather long. The summary at Feasta is probably more readable: http://www.feasta.org/documents/papers/oil1.htm
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All the conspiracy you could every want: http://www.cruzio.com/~blackops/register1.html Thanks to Robert Anton Wilson, and Miriam Joan Hill
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"Cult radio legend Joe Frank -- whose surreal, intimate, always-compelling psychosoundscape monologues have been a public radio staple for decades -- just launched a website." http://www.joefrank.com/
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The 50 Most Ridiculous Things About the Upcoming War in Iraq! http://www.buffalobeast.com/article.php?article=01_0 e.g.: A CBS news report by correspondent David Martin described the Pentagon's planned "Shock and Awe" strategy of crushing Baghdad in the first days of the war, using hundreds of simultaneously launched guided cruise missiles to crush population centers and military targets. The report, which favorably described "Shock and Awe" as having a "Hiroshima" effect that would sap the Iraqi will to resist in a matter of minutes, did not speculate about possible civilian casualties or the long-term effects of destroying civilian infrastructure like water and power stations. However, the report was followed by a reassuring statement from Dan Rather: "We assure you this report contains no information that the Defense Department thinks could help the Iraqi military." and truly a fun fact: Stuart Wells, the British actor who played cross-dressing ballet dancer Michael Caffrey in the film Billy Elliott, has since given up acting and, as a soldier in the 7th Armored Brigade, also known as the Desert Rats, is likely to be among the first British troops deployed in the war. Asked if he regretted quitting acting, he replied, "Sometimes, when I'm sitting somewhere cold and wet, but not that often."
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Because it is important, the issue of computer balloting comes up again: Computer ballot outfit perverts Senate race, theorist says http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/29247.html Why electronic voting is a bad business: http://election.polarbears.com/art0022.htm http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/29262.html http://www.blackboxvoting.com/
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He of "Fortean" fame. Two books available online: http://www.sacred-texts.com/fort/index.htm
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John maddog Hall commenting on NASA and shuttles in a very worth-reading sort of way: http://www.linux.ie/pipermail/ilug/2003-February/000022.html
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MSN homepage sabotages Opera? ...the MSN homepage serves a different style sheet to the Opera web browser that makes Opera appear to be broken. http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/02/06/1645229&mode=nested&tid=109 http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/29219.html http://people.opera.com/howcome/2003/2/msn/
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Torture in Chechnya. This is from 2000, but made very little impact. Perhaps it is wrong, but i doubt it somehow. http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,382680,00.html
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Patron Saint Sought for the Internet http://as1.emv2.com/I?X=794febe12f3b909a5b3a4816152a5dfd
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Cloned, and therefore genetically identical, pair of cats look and act quite differently: http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/01/21/cloned.cat.ap/index.html interesting to know this, especially in a world where on the Pat Kenny show (which is normally such an informative organ of the media) an expert claimed that clones would have identical fingerprints. Identical twins don't, so i don't know how clones would: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a980821.html
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Post-net... mesh Fancy setting up as a rival to BT Openworld? Even in a remote village? Easy: buy a Locustworld MeshBox; half the price of a home PC. You're in business. http://212.100.234.54/content/59/28972.html
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and more than a bit scary: http://oblomovka.com/entries/2003/02/21#1045818480 The US detained Maher Arar, a Canadian telecoms engineer who had a connecting flight from New York after a family holiday in Tunis. They deported him to Syria. That was in September of last year. They got around to telling his government (the Canadian Government) in mid-October. Eventually Maher's family tracked him down to a Syrian jail. He's still there, being held without charge. from same link: http://oblomovka.com/entries/2003/02/21#1045818480 Berna Cruz - a canuck who had her passport destroyed and got deported - without papers - to India. Via Kuwait. http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1035777769334&call_pageid=968332188492&col=968793972154 This stuff is really worrying, IMNSHO
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/29410.html Michael Lekara Wayid, 50, Nigeria's consul in the Czech Republic, was shot dead at the embassy yesterday morning. The embassy's 37-year-old receptionist was shot in the hand during the melee which began after a suspect (72 years old) opened fire after visiting the embassy to discuss an unspecified business matter yesterday morning. It appears the Czech man may have lost a lot of money through Nigerian money scams.
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http://www.linux.ie/pipermail/ilug/2003-February/001244.html We work building software for the film/tv industry. A TV producer client of ours flew from USA to Canada. Going through customs in Canada, he was asked why he was travelling to Canada. "I'm here to shoot a pilot" ... 4 hours and body search later he left the airport... -- Justin MacCarthy
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UK-based guerrilla advertising firm Cunning Stunts has started recruiting university students to wear brand logos on their foreheads -- for £4.20 ($6.83 or €6.36) an hour. http://boingboing.net/text/2003_02_09_guestbar.html#90313850
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